It came to me this morning out of the blue. This is quick and easy to digest. All I did was break the problem into number/letter chunks, converted the letters to numbers and cross-multiplied. You can see the numbers in the table. Then I just plotted a radar chart.
Now for the expounding. Firstly it looks like a flying highland terrier with a bell round it's neck. Remember the 'highland' and 'bell' parts.
It spells my initials: J.B
My surname is Blair which is Scottish, hence the 'highland' part is relevant. Blair is my father's surname.
If you look at the green part it looks like a lamb's head in profile. That's because I have a second surname which is Lambell. There: Lamb + Bell. My parents weren't married when I was born so I have two entries in the birth register. Lambell was my mother's married name when I was born.
The lamb looks like it is wearing a crown... positively Messianic, but that's another topic.
See? Told you it would be quick and easy.